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Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
06/16/2014 at 18:35 • Filed to: Focus ST

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Dropped the car off at 12pm and got her back at 3pm. The hours of driving that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! are OVER!!

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Also, Dat FACTORY HOOD GAP!


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 18:42

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Lol 3 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can do an oil change in 15 minutes.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/16/2014 at 18:48

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You probably can. I'm not sure how long the actual oil change was though. But it took 3 hours to get the car back.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 18:49

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Do it yourself save time. The only downside is that you cant beat the shit outta rentals.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/16/2014 at 18:57

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Couldn't beat the Spark at all, it has no inner hoon.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 19:19

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Did you take the Traction control off?


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 19:21

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you weren't trying hard enough


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 19:45

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Haha, good to see your car back. I do guess that coming out of the Eco-Boost 2 Litre to the 1.2 Spark Little engine that CANT must be drastic. I still want a go in the Spark though!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/16/2014 at 20:45

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I did. And nothing changed at all. It was no more fun with or without it.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vicente Esteve
06/16/2014 at 20:46

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Go rent one and find out how much fun it is!


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 20:49

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The Spark is the only car I can think of right now that actually resembles a stubbed big toe.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 20:58

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You obviously didn't pull the handbrake and turn the wheel at 90mph.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 20:59

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I bet it is so much fun that I will shit myself.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 21:51

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I cant rent! I have to wait other 3 years... If not, I would have already tried out all cars sold in third world countries


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Birddog
06/16/2014 at 22:05

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Honda Fit?


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/16/2014 at 23:06

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The Fit is ok looking.

The Spark kind of reminds me of that guy that I want to throat punch even though I know nothing about him.

I think I compared it to my Dog's anus in the past.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Birddog
06/17/2014 at 10:06

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You want to punch your dogs anus?


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/17/2014 at 11:18

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So they gave you a spark to drive at the ford dealer. That seems so odd, you'd think they would give you a different ford product to entice you into buying one.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Aaron James
06/17/2014 at 11:20

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No no. It was a rental from Enterprise, Ford simply drove me over there. I must be more specific about what I type. :P


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/17/2014 at 11:22

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ok that makes way more sense.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Coty
06/17/2014 at 23:17

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Only when I see a Chevy Spark.

It wouldn't make a good ad campaign.